Size Does Matter
I recently purchased an edible male thong at a candy store http://www.spencersonline.com/index.cfm/fuseaction/products.browse/categoryID/82801100-fd99-4817-a2e3-2fff0af6d361/?s_cid=candy%20thongs&utm_campaign=GG&gclid=CJKBm7zxyZMCFQUjGgodqAjJhw and after opening the package I couldn’t help but ask myself who could possibly have designed this? Although it cost me 15 dollars, I’m sure it barely cost 15 cents to make. I am aware that the purpose of wearing such an article of clothing isn’t meant to leave too much to the imagination, but I really felt like there should have been more coverage in the “frontal” area. The portion of the thong that is meant to cover the male genitalia is about the size of a matchbox car and instead of it being in a pouch-like form, so the everything can fit inside it, it’s just a triangular slab of gumminess. This ultimately meant that the thong was hiding/covering absolutely nothing making it more of a nusance than a “turn-on”. Then to top it off the first time the woman bit into the thong it ripped in half and fell off. It’s just really hard for me to see how anyone could get any pleasure out of using/wearing this product, which begs me to ask the question how could or why would anyone design and market such an inferior product?